Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
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