Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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