he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
do nipples grow back?
Randomize
