is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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