If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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