Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
You ruined the universe
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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