2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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