FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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