I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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