what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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