Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
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