Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
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