Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
Farmville is her only friend.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I am mentally ready for anal.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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