bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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