I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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