I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
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