Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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