Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
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