wake up i wanna do it froggy style
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Randomize
