tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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