You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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