i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
why do cheetos always look like penises
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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