I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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