You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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