Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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