i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
