I puked a lego.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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