So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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