Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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