How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
