u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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