okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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