If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
Randomize
