Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
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