I have demons in me.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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