Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
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