The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Randomize
