but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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