YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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