i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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