I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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