okay pat passed out under dana's car
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
I'm having to shit out rocks
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