whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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