Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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