Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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