i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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