so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Randomize
