It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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