just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
When did we convert life to cartoon?
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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