I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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