At least make sure they are 18
Why
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
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