god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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